Monday, March 29, 2010

And in today's local real estate news . . .

Dear students,

A beautiful 2 bedroom apartment is available for rent right on the banks of the White River. It is located in Bethel, conveniently right across from the post office. This spacious, dog friendly abode includes heat during the winter!!!!! (you can really crank it if you so desire) The interior is very nice and clean. It is not old, uneven, nor in some form of dilapidation as are many of the rentals in the great state of Vermont. There are many windows, so the lightening is excellent. The spare bedroom also makes for a superb office. There is a market within walking distance, and the neighbors are very quiet.

Rent is $895, but all you have to pay is electric (thankfully Vermont has some of the cheapest electricity in the country= ~$30/month) The drive to school is quick and easy, but the all time greatest part of living in this location is its 200 yard proximity from Cockadoodle Pizza.

I had a truly enjoyable experience living here. The landlords are very accommodating, and repair any problems with alacrity.

This apartment is available now.

[Contact information omitted -- along with any opinions about the insulating properties of "alacrity," whatever that is.]

1 comments:

  1. I live in a home insulated with alacrity. It makes me long for the asbestos of my youth.
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